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Why do so many people want me to friend them?Why is it so many people want to be my friend? I mean seriously. You don’t have to be friends with somebody in order to be friends. Some of my best friends aren’t my friends, but we’re really, REALLY GOOD friends. Then on the other hand, some of my friends aren’t friends at all. We’re just friends, is all. It’s a shame, but that the way it is sometimes. So why do you want to be my friend? We don’t know each other. Out of the clear blue you swoop down and say, “HEY! You want to be friends?” –I don’t know you! For all I know, you could be an axe murderer! Or worse, you could be Keith Alexander, and you just happen to have ME in your sights at the moment! I certainly don’t want to be friends with HIM. Then on the other hand, there’s the old saying, “Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.” I don’t KNOW Keith Alexander; for all I know he may be a really türbanlı zonguldak escort good friend to somebody. I’m sure his DOG loves him…But anyway, it still begs the question… Why do you want to be my friend? Do you know what it TAKES to be my friend? I mean, I don’t want to friend just ANYbody, ya know! What kind of friend do you thank I am?! I have friends, and then I have friends. I have a whole wall full of friends, but my GOOD friends may or may not be on that wall. That’s just a wall. My GOOD friends stay in touch. They PM me from time to time. They say, “Hey, George, how are you? I wanna talk with your smilin’ face. Hit me some…” Are you that kind of friend? Do you want to get to know me, and maybe… you know, converse with me? Or… do you just like my avatar and think to yourself, “hey, that’d be a cool avatar to have on my türbanlı zonguldak escort bayan wall. Next to all my dick friends.” –Do you have mostly dick friends? Hmmm? What, do you think I’M a dick?! I HAVE a dick, but I’m not one. I’m a nice dick. I like to talk before I fuck with you. If you’re a guy I don’t want to fuck with you at all. I’m not that kind of guy! I like to fuck with girls. I mean, I LIKE girls. I don’t like guys. –Well, I don’t DISLIKE guys, but I don’t fuck with them. I like girls! I like to TALK with girls. I don’t like to DICK with girls! …Well, till we get to know each other, anyways. I told you I’m not a dick! I’m a FRIENDLY dick. A GOOD dick. I’m a dick with heart. Most of my best friends are girls. They aren’t as pushy as guys are. I’m laid back and don’t want any drama. If you want to friend me and you want drama, türbanlı escort zonguldak forget about it! It ain’t gonna happen. I’m REALLY a boring kinda guy. Whatever your schtick is, it’s YOUR schtick. It may or may not be my schtick. If it is, I’ll tell you. –But then,I could tell you even if we weren’t even friends, now couldn’t I? And you could do the same with me. Why stick your neck out and ask someone to friend you and risk getting it cut off when you don’t have to? Seems senseless to me. I’d just as soon we be real friends instead of just FRIENDS, if you know what I mean. You want me to friend you? Then BE a friend. Don’t just swoop in from out of the blue with just a “want to be friends?” and nothing else. Don’t be like the supper time phone tree salesperson (I HATE it when they call! I don’t hate a lot of things in this world, but I really do hate it when supper time people call me, trying to get me to buy their crap. I wish they’d all get a REAL job! I mean now seriously! Something they could be proud of. Something they could get up and go to work and say to themselves: “I LIKE this job! It’s really a job worth having instead of something just to get me through until I DO get a real enjoyable job.”). Don’t be a dick… Get a real job. Be a real friend. Seriously.
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